(This is the working title for a book I’m working on.) “The title is based on a phrase that, if you grew up in Singapore in the 90s and 2000s, you’d have heard Gurmit Singh yell out at National Day Parades. “Maaaaake soooome nooooise!!” It’s an interesting thing to hear, in Singapore. Make some noise. […]
-1- MUTHU: “Ah Kow, how is your son doing over at Stamford?” AH KOW: *slurps noodles* “Oh, brilliant, brilliant.” MUTHU: “Have you heard the latest news about our beloved Government? The price of water, my old chap, it’s being raised again!” “Good gracious. 70% of our native population truly enjoys being sodomized!” MUTHU: :*clears throat, […]