- 1990 – Born
- 1994 – St Hilda’s Kindergarten
- 1997 – Opera Estate Primary School
- 1998 – Burnt hand
- 2000 – St Hilda’s Primary School, met Sharan
- 2001 – 9/11
- 2002 – PSLE
- 2003 – Victoria School
- 2004 – Dropped out of GEP
- 2005 – Met Po Liang
- 2006 – O Levels, Armchair Critic
- 2007 – NYJC, TPJC, broke up with Sharan
- 2008 – Repeated J1
- 2009 – Finished A’s, got back with Sharan (9th May)
- 2010 – Enlisted, started \(n_n)/, Haze, repaid Po, Amrita NYE
- 2011 – BMT recourse
- 2012 – Penang, ORD, retake A’s, met PM, got married
- 2013 – started working at ReferralCandy, got keys to flat, moved in, got cats, went to BKK.
- 2014 – Quit smoking, unfriended everybody
- 2015 – Cebu, smoking again, from 300 to 500 vomits, hired freelancers
- 2016 – Quit smoking again.