TO MY MUFFIN MAN,
If you pick me a flower, I’ll wear it in my hair.
(Chang’s concert! I did it for fun and thought you’d throw it away but you totally made my day by keeping it there <3) I’ll stash little notes for you where you least expect them.
(I have an entire box of these in my room, 3-4 years worth. they get me by.)

I don’t have many firsts left.. but I’d like someone who I could offer all of my lasts.
(we were each other’s firsts! for everything! :D)

We’ll make history together.
That we will.

I’ll wait for you even if you’re late – and I won’t complain about it.
(That time when you were waiting for hours outside at my school bus stop when I didn’t have a phone and didn’t expect to see you there… Priceless. One of the best moments of my life.)

Kindness to cashiers, valets, waiters and maddeningly slow postal clerks who would try the patience of Gandhi is a must.
(I happen to be a general pacifist. I’m not sure if it actually matters to her)

I will feel safe and most at peace in your arms.
(I know you do, bb!)

When you’re counting aloud, I will try and mess you up.
(when you’re in your “let’s annoy him, it’s fun!” mood. which is cute. but annoying. which you totally intended.)

I find you magically delicious.
(and me, you!)

I will let you be right when it doesn’t really matter.
(you should, you know! >_>)

I’ll giggle when you show off and I know it’s just for me.
(n_n)

I’ll hold your coffee while you drive.
(I can’t drive yet :()

I can build a fire without burning the house down.
(Hmm.)

If you wash the car with me – I promise to wear a white t-shirt for you.
(:D it wouldn’d matter anyway because You Will Get Wet!)

I‘ll hide around corners and try to scare you in the middle of the night.. of course, I’ll end up scaring myself and you’ll have to calm me down.
(I CAN SO IMAGINE THIS. Deja vu.)

I can change a flat tire and my own oil.
(I imagine you would learn, though!)

It’s the simple things you do that make me swoon the most.
(maybe because i’m bad at planning big things.)

I love it when you sing to me.
(you’re stuck with that the rest of your life)

I’ll make you mickey mouse pancakes.
(I know you will!)

Sleeping in has a whole new meaning now that we’re doing it together.
totally. we never get to! 🙁

I’ll cover you up and kiss your forehead when you fall asleep watching tv.
(here’s a guilty secret- sometimes i’m not really sleeping.)

I won’t swear around your family or make you wear silly sweaters at my family’s during Christmas.
(Sigh, our families…)

I’ll grant you three wishes.
(remember the hug/kiss/makeout coupons?! xD)

I’ll make you laugh.
(oh, all the time.)

I’ll stare in wonder with you at that hot chick with the great rack.
(we’re such pervs =D)

I will marvel at your strength.
(it’s really not much, I don’t know why you do.)

I’ll take care of you when you’re sick.
(n_n)

I give a kick ass massage.
(that she does, boys!)

I think it’s hot when you come home all dirty from playing or working hard.
(that she does too!)

My heart will skip every time you walk through the door.
(i know mine does, and i see it in your eyes!)

My kisses will take your breath away – seriously.
(been there.)

I’ll giggle if you leave your socks on in bed.
(been there too, unfortunately.)

My quirks and oddities have been deemed ‘adorable’ and I will love you more everyday for all of yours.
(least you could do! :P)

I’ll hold you when you need it.
<3 I will give you space when you need it.
<33 I will let you be you.
<333 You’ll sleep better when I’m next to you.
(Tried and tested. Proven.)

I’ll thank you every time you open a door for me.
(indeed you do!)

I’ll never give you shit in front of your friends.
(I usually deserve it most of the time though >_>)

I won’t ever let you leave for work in the morning without your lunch and a passionate kiss.
I know right. I imagine we’d both call in sick wayyy too often.

We can watch your movie first.
(usually because my movie sucks! ;_; I have bad luck in choosing movies)

I’ll clean the house perfectly every time your mom comes by.
(YOU TOTALLY WOULD. My girlfriend is in cahoots with my mother and pretends she’s the best thing that ever happened to me. Which she is. BUT STILL.)

I like horror movies only when you’re with me and only as long as you hold me close.
(I don’t think either of us are into it >_>)

I don’t litter.
(you make me self-conscious when I do!)

I love when you pull me down to sit on your lap.
(I know you do!)

I love it when you lay your head on my chest in bed.
(I know you do too!)

I can be ready (shower and all) in half an hour.
(BAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

I’ll look cute as hell in your shirt in the morning.
(that you will.)

I can balance a checkbook.
(pretty please!)

I can never turn down a challenge.
(I learnt this surprisingly late in our relationship >_>)

I’ll fit perfectly in your arms.
(you do!)

I’ll understand if you get jealous – and do my best to show you that you have no reason.
(I don’t get jealous- and I bet you secretly wish I did!)

Hand-written love notes will get you laid every time.
😀

I can totally keep a secret.
(that’s why you’re my best friend.)

I’m pretty damn funny and will do anything to make you laugh.
(I don’t think you realise, most of the time!)

You will always look hot to me in the morning.
(I don’t know about this one…)

I think it’s cute when you eat off my plate.
(well, you never finish your food!)

When you’re sleeping, I’ll try to stay quiet.

I’ll call when I say I will.
(i’m sorry that I sometimes don’t!)

Treat me like a woman and I’ll treat you like a man.
(yes ma’am.)

To clarify: I’m not looking for a savior, a fix-up project, or anything of that sort. I’m looking for a man who quite simply adds something extraordinary and special to my life. And I to him. A fair exchange, an amazing mind, body and soul connection and a place to build something magnificent. <33